It’s more than running into burning buildings or shaving with a pocket knife sharpened on the tip of Mt. Everest. Your partner deserves better than that neglected, sweaty Ballsack in your pants.
Give them a reason to go look…
“Be nice, behave!” Our parents warn us. Being nice, behaving, being polite, and exhibiting exquisite manners. Qualities much needed in a man. You might be asking, “So? What is wrong with that?”
IT’S BORING AS SH*T!
Let’s be honest for a second. You have NO clue what’s in your body wash. If you do, we congratulate you for graduating from Smart School and your noddy badge is on its way. But like most of us, we missed that science class, so why would you rub mystery chemicals on your skin and BroBeans?
Our dedication is your peace of mind. We won’t stop until your Sack has your Ex’s talking about you months later.
Our mission is CONFIDENCE & PRIDE. Confidence in knowing that your Boys down under smell great and Pride in the fact that you will be ready for any situation.
We want you to be “That guy”.
We are so tired of the lies around us everyday. Can’t we just have the simple truth for once, no bullsh*t and no corruption, just plain old straight up, here we go, truth. Is that so much to ask for? Well, that’s why we decided to give you products that are what they say they are. None of this “Our coal got wet so now you have loadshedding kak”. Simple ingredients that we get from the Earth that do a GREAT job in what it’s meant to do, refreshing right!