WANT TO FEEL LIKE A MAN? THEN ACT LIKE ONE!
It’s more than running into burning buildings or shaving with a pocket knife sharpened on the tip of Mt. Everest. Your partner deserves better than that neglected, sweaty Ballsack in your pants.
Give them a reason to go look…
EVERY MAN WANTS AN EDGE!
“Be nice, behave!” Our parents warn us. Being nice, behaving, being polite, and exhibiting exquisite manners. Qualities much needed in a man. You might be asking, “So? What is wrong with that?”
IT’S BORING AS SH*T!
OUR MISSION
Let’s be honest for a second. You have NO clue what’s in your body wash. If you do, we congratulate you for graduating from Smart School and your noddy badge is on its way. But like most of us, we missed that science class, so why would you rub mystery chemicals on your skin and BroBeans?
Our dedication is your peace of mind. We won’t stop until your Sack has your Ex’s talking about you months later.
Our mission is CONFIDENCE & PRIDE. Confidence in knowing that your Boys down under smell great and Pride in the fact that you will be ready for any situation.
We want you to be “That guy”.
We are so tired of the lies around us everyday. Can’t we just have the simple truth for once, no bullsh*t and no corruption, just plain old straight up, here we go, truth. Is that so much to ask for? Well, that’s why we decided to give you products that are what they say they are. None of this “Our coal got wet so now you have loadshedding kak”. Simple ingredients that we get from the Earth that do a GREAT job in what it’s meant to do, refreshing right!
OUR PINKY PROMISE!
NATURAL
We only use the best 100% natural ingredients in all of our products.
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Any questions or queries, day or night. We will not rest until you are satisfied. (Not in that way you horny bastard)
TRANSPARENCY
What is listed on our products, is exactly what you're going to get. NO BULLSH*T.
HIGHEST QUALITY PRODUCTS
Nothing leaves the factory without making sure that it is Sack worthy... That means its got to be pretty damb GREAT!
WE WON'T BREAK THE BANK
You won't need to sell a Kidney to purchase our products.
WE ARE THE SHIT
We are a bunch of cool guys who want you to be healthy and have a great time looking after yourself. What do you have to lose?
STEP 3
GO TICKLE YOUR FANCY.
STEP 4
GO SHOW OFF YOUR SCENTED SACK.
